Bill Schmalfeldt is Your Host

It's like someone put a microphonein front of a ranting old man in the park

Can Ya Take It?

I'm Done Arguing With Lickspittles

Over my left shoulder? That's Gail's urn.

Tune In, Turn On

Join Me on the Long March to the Crematorium

I mean, how much longer can I possibly stay alive?

Let's Roll!